Florida Man slashes tires over bingo seat

"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt) 06/02/2015 at 07:25 • Filed to: florda man, shit where I live, old people

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After someone sat in his favorite seat for bingo, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Why he has an ice pick in Florida is not mentioned, but apparently age no longer factors into Florida Man stories. Florida Man never matures.

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pip bip - choose Corrour > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/02/2015 at 07:43

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stay classy Florida.

jariten1781 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/02/2015 at 07:44

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Slash with an ice pick? Somehow I doubt it had an edge haha.

Also, who carries around an ice pick? Bingo folks I guess.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > jariten1781 06/02/2015 at 07:47

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Slashed makes it more apparent that it was intentional. If I chose punctured, it would have sounded like he ran over it. What’s weirder is that he’s carrying an ice pick in Florida.

thebigbossyboss > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/02/2015 at 07:49

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Many Canadian snow birds in Florida. Presumably ice pick was imported from canada.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/02/2015 at 08:59

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You know, for that rare occasion that the ice pick is needed for that yay thin layer of ice on your windshield.

BigBlock440 > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 06/02/2015 at 09:07

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I don’t think that’s what an ice pick is used for...

georgechristensen > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/02/2015 at 09:32

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Florida Man is the worst superhero out there. He doesn’t even help people.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/05/2015 at 10:09

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